Women Reveal Funny Ways They Scare Off Creepy Men

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Feb 4, 2022 2:00 PM EST

We love going out just as much as the next girl, butit can often get creepy real quick depending on the types of guys that are out that night. Some of these dudes can get it, whereas others should be getting a restraining order against them. Seriously, some men go out with no idea how to talk to women, and unfortunately, they decide to take the creepy route to the extent that we don't feel safe or comfortable in their presence. We've gotten so used to guys being creepy that we've come up with methods to combat their creepy behavior. In an AskWomen thread, women exchanged different tactics they use in order to effectively get rid of these men and enjoy the rest of their night without any other creepy interferences. The ridiculous tactics these women came up with are hilarious! We can't wait to use them on our next night out.
 

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    Human body - r/AskWomen · Posted by u/trdrps 17 hours ago 252 What is your best tactic for scaring away creepy men in public?
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    Back in the 2010s, the number one way for us to scare off guys was to whip out the Jenna Marbles face. If you aren't familiar with 'The Face,' then you aren't living. 

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    Font - Tactical_pho · 13 hr. ago 2 2 2 3 3 One of my coworkers told me to smile more. I was eating yogurt, so I smiled and slowly squished it through my teeth. He hasn't talked to me since.
    via u/Tactical_pho

    This is quite an alarming image. We would have run in the opposite direction too. Apparently, this tactic worked for her, so we'll be carrying yogurt with us everywhere for moments like these. 

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    Font - electrodeincaptivity · 17 hr. ago I usually just start barking
    via u/Tactical_pho
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    Human body - Tactical_pho · 10 hr. ago I'd start oinking then if they ask why I'm doing it I'll dramatically gasp and say, "I'm trying to speak your language!" Then continue oinking again
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    Font - Marriane_Deer 16 hr. ago 3 Talk to them about astrology Imao. Men walk away as fast I would walk away if some dude started talking about crypto lol
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    Font - Hawaiiliving43· 16 hr. ago Yell loudly "Why are you following me?! I don't know you!" It makes a scene and everyone stares. They get uncomfortable and leave.
    via u/Hawaiiliving43
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    Rectangle - d333mii · 16 hr. ago S I usually look them dead in the eye and start chanting under my breath, works wonders
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    Font - CatrionaShadowleaf · 17 hr. ago Velociraptor screech. Ot
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    Font - meowchiha · 15 hr. ago I once acted like I was going to throw up and not just the creep, everyone within a 20 feet radius gave me plenty of space xD
    via u/meowchiha
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    Font - EmmyNoetherRing · 12 hr. ago I just politely and brightly say "no thank you! :-)", like you do when someone's trying to give you a pamphlet. Doesn't matter what they just said to me, I respond to the implicit offer rather than the actual words. Seems to work basically the same as on the pamphlet people. "Your hair is pretty" "No thank you! :-)" "What? I said your hair is nice" "No thank you" [wanders off]
    via u/EmmyNoetherRing
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    Sky - schwarzmalerin · 15 hr. ago Eating a booger. After locking eye contact.
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    Font - mellifluous_23 · 14 hr. ago I give my very best, Academy Award level impression of a cat hacking up a hairball. And bonus - this specific tactic took on a whole new level of disturbing around March of 2020.
    via u/mellifluous_23

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